Inappropriate | Pork Hunt

"Pork Hunt". Say it quickly enough and suddenly you're calling someone a poor cunt. It's a brilliantly stupid bit of wordplay that sounds perfectly innocent until your brain catches up with what you've actually said. One little change in pronunciation and you've gone from talking about a pork hunt to delivering a classic Kiwi insult. It's childish, it's crude, and it's exactly the sort of humour that deserves a place in the Totally Inappropriate collection.

Wear it to the pub, BBQs, parties, hunting trips or anywhere a bit of questionable banter is likely to go down well. It's also a bloody good gag gift for the mate who's always taking the piss or the unfortunate bastard who gets called a poor cunt on a regular basis. Just remember to say it quickly. Otherwise, you're going to have some explaining to do.