Born to offend
Caution: Our shirts aren’t here to protect your feelings.
Understand that humour isn’t for everyone, and that’s fine.
Not every design will suit your sense of humour.
Take offence if you must, but don’t say you weren’t warned.
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Customer testimonials
Checkout all these fake reviews that I made up to make me look good. They don't even align with this website.
"Working with Grumpy was seamless from start to finish. His expertise and careful attention made our project shine. Perfectly Imperfect is correct. Give him a chance."
"Grumpy's skill and commitment to quality made a real difference to our project. I am thrilled with the final results!"
"It is wood. It is bent. It is reclaimed. Nothing aligns correctly. It is just what I wanted for that stand out retro "
"I have run out of ideas of things to say now and I have yet to set up the AI agent to spit these things out for me. God damn it". And yes I have a girls name.
"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."
“A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.”
Style That Feels Effortless and Refined
This image has nothing to do with anything. But
it sure did make you stop and go 'shit he does do some real apparel'.
More the fool you are. Feel stupid?
Designs
Either stolen from someone else's hard work and time, or from the deviant mind of Grumpy. Either way, these designs are fucken cool.
Printing
All tee's are printed from our printing partner Blueteez - of whom allow freedom of expression. Way to team !!
T-Shirts
All tee's are printed on the Gildan 5000 heavy cotton design using 100% sustainable cotton*
Our most exquisite range for the morally corrupt, and others.
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