Inappropriate | Only Race I've Won

"Only Race I Have Won." If you get the joke, you probably laughed immediately. Featuring a race of sperm with one obvious winner, this graphic t-shirt is packed with childish humour, cheeky innuendo, and the kind of joke that's guaranteed to divide the room. It's made for people who appreciate lowbrow comedy, don't take life too seriously, and enjoy wearing something that's bound to get a second look.

Perfect for bucks parties, pub nights, festivals, camping trips, lads' weekends, or anywhere inappropriate humour is part of the fun. It also makes a hilariously awkward birthday present, Secret Santa gift, or prank for the mate who's guaranteed to appreciate the joke. This New Zealand designed graphic tee is built for laughs, double takes, and conversations that usually start with, "Did you notice the picture?"